The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)
"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone
A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
by Ms Crystal Way August 20, 2006
Get the florida mug.A state that hangs off the United States resembling a dick. Rotate the map of the U.S.A. 90° CCW and with the keys it even resembles a drippy dick. Florida is only an acronym for "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & assholes". Also can be spelled Floriduh. "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & useless humans".
by godforsakenplace November 9, 2018
Get the Florida mug.An awesome state known for tourism and often thought to be more northern than southern. In actuality Florida is a mostly rural area and produces a very large amount of fruits and vegetables and beef. But Florida is the vacation home satan and therefore is hot. Also we are just awesome.
Florida is an awesome state that is often wrongly accused of different issues and produces a bunch of the nations food.
by Shark193 July 3, 2015
Get the Florida mug.Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida Sam: What? Jack Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World. Sam: oH.. lol
by FloridaGaming February 17, 2019
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Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.
Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.
Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.
Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.
by New Jersey Devil August 24, 2005
Get the Florida mug.1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.
2. The State of Misery.
3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.
4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
2. The State of Misery.
3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.
4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.
2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.
3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!
4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.
3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!
4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
by Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian July 1, 2003
Get the Florida mug."Munk kicked in the door and stuck them 3 kids up and even pistol-whipped one and broke his nose. He made off with all their goods too. Man that shit was Florida."
by Anonymous man September 3, 2005
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