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White Flashbang

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.
Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.
by schlongilungus January 14, 2022
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flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.
Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."
by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008
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Flatback

A white chick who has no ass. She's usually skinny and piles on the make-up to make up for her lack of back.
Bobby: I thought that chick at the supermarket was hot until I passed her and noticed she didnt have an ass.
Jake: Yeah, she was a flatback fosho.
by Jimbro39 September 5, 2022
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flatback

A sexually promiscuous woman who prefers the missionary position. Originally used in detective novels of the 1930s and 1940s as "flatbacker".
"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."
by tman March 13, 2004
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Magic Russian Flashbang

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
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flashbang

a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having sex for a very short time, more commonly known as a "quickie"
by Purpliction April 26, 2003
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Flashbanged

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
by YWBobby June 10, 2018
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