Fix Your Britches

Polite Old South phrase meaning to defecate in your pants.

Damn Ethel, stop laughing or you'll fix your britches!

by MrRight9 October 12, 2005

fix ya face

A state of being when ones point of view is changed so drastically they in fact need their face fixed.

Symptoms include: slackjaw, wide eyes, a look of awe, a feeling of bewilderment and an overall sense that you may have just been in the presence of a God. In extreme circumstances, the act of fixing ones face has resulted in minor headaches.

It can also be used as a threat.
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'Look man, if you don't stop stealin' my jelly beans I'm gonna fix ya face!'

or

You see the hottest floosie in the bar and right as you walk up to her she faceplants. You pause then simply say, fix ya face.

If it is not used in a phrase then it is simply a state of being one is in when they see something amazing.

by mr.james. August 20, 2010

fix it

the act of masterbation.

in so goen to fix it when ya leave!

by jessica Green September 28, 2007

Fix Art

It is a type of art that insult,spread hate,promote bullying and discrimination towards an individual art.

FixArt is seen as an way to inflict pain towards an individual by disrespecting one's art
It is also known a created term that is well known in social media that turns normal art into horrible,,gigantic flesh,charcaol looking hairy monster looking BLOB.

Kina: some nasty people messed by art..
Hui: what happened?!
Kina: they fix art it into terrible looking monster and say its more better...
Hui: they are a bully!

by Truth_will_always_prevail March 1, 2021

fix the computer

An excuse to leave your friends, so that you can go home and masturbate.

1. Sorry guys, I uh, need to leave, I have to go home and fix the computer..

by kwhitelool August 13, 2010

fix my car

v. refers to getting high, usually in the middle of doing something else that is important

K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.

by dropacidnotbombs April 4, 2011

fix the attitude

A phrase that parents, bosses, and teachers use when they feel for whatever reason that their kid/employee is acting out and that he or she needs to be shown who's in charge and get in line. A way of defining oneself as being at the top of the food chain

Kid: I might as well fail that test on Friday because I don't really need this course anyways
Teacher: Fix the attitude, buster!

by mario() July 22, 2015