A condition which strikes mostly males. The symptoms of this condition include a longing for companionship and sexual pleasure from Asian women. Sufferers of this condition will show agressive tendencies that will cause them to act goofy around any girl with almond-shaped eyes, black hair, and exhibiting any kind of other supposed stereotype about Asian women. Because of cultural differences, however, most sufferers of Asian Fever are never cured.
After leaving the motherland, I had my own bout with Asian Fever when I returned to the states, but I got over it.
by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

by Curt Marano May 22, 2007

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.
by stub2006 April 21, 2007

the feeling of overwhelming lust and obsession for someone that you often times are simply convincing yourself that you have, even though these feelings may not be real or as intense as you are playing them out to be; an all consuming chase for another that seems superficial and never ending.
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by dEVin80 October 24, 2007
