fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Fartpedo

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.

"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"

by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016

farter mc carter

Another word for CEO OF BOMBEN INC.

OMG ITS FARTER MC CARTER!!! HOLY SH##!

by FarterMcCarter May 10, 2020

farter

someone who farts a lot

“Yooo did you see those farters on Wednesday?”
“What’s a farter?”
“Someone who farts a lot! They’re called farters.”

by FARTINGLOUD March 29, 2022

Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.

I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.

by I D Fine March 29, 2013

Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

farterific

A word used to describe the extremely catastrophic smell of the ass in which you just ripped.

"Wow... That one was farterific!!"

by crackah ass honkey June 26, 2006