The Naughty Farmer

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.

"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

by Rossalicous April 11, 2007

Freckle Farmer

Another name for a ginger.

Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.

by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by bastard May 23, 2003

hog farmer

A hog farmer is a pimp, who pimps fat hoes.

Reggie: Dayumm look at Cletus!!!! Ery hoe he got fat as HELL!!!

Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!

by blackshirts420 April 6, 2010

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007