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expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010
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Expertly

A term used to over exaggerate someone's ability to do something of little importance.

Typically used by hipster and or liberal media "journalists" such as the morons writing Yahoo! "news articles"...

Which are usually copypastas of twitter or facebook posts.
Kim Kardashian "expertly" breathed air. It was really hard.
by ChewML March 7, 2019
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Evert

A meme king that likes fish and likes minecraft and ducks and kak
Me and Evie boi (Evert) gonna play sum minecraft
by Fishguy1 September 16, 2019
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Evert Mercer

An amazing super hot genius. Great at everything he does. Sara's man. Sara's favorite human!
by Sara Faye September 26, 2019
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everthingship

When it all comes together
Yo my everthingship happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Everton Syndrome

The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.
“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”

“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”
by Redman2020 February 26, 2021
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ExpertPitch

Pro Counter who spends all day counting on discord instead of doing anything else
Guy: look it's ExpertPitch
Other Guy: He spends all day counting!
by Discord Countr Bot July 10, 2023
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