Existentially

A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.

Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.

by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010

Existentialinconsequentialism

The feeling of absolute disassociation and embarrassment with attachment to the outcomes of events or value of objects.

Gordon: hey man do you have those reports done?

Jerry: you know what Gordon, no I don’t, I woke up today and came to work and got hit with a fat feeling of Existentialinconsequentialism from doing this meaningless job and I give absolutely no fucks about your reports.

by Lomaboy August 27, 2020

Existentialism

It’s not you, it’s them

Existentialism: “I’m not crazy!! It’s you guys who are the crazy ones!! Stupid society.”

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 29, 2021

Existentialnigga

A black person released from prison after decades of incarceration.

As an existentialnigga, Marqueese was trying to find his place in society.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Existentialate

Existentialate: (verb) To explore and grapple with existential questions and thoughts, often leading to personal growth and introspection.

In his quiet moments, he would existentialate, seeking answers to the mysteries of existence.

by Drakovi Bloodrose October 19, 2023

4am existentialism

when your awake at 4am and have nothing to do but be alone with your own thoughts. just you with your mind. nothing and anything could happen but it doesn’t so you just sit there. blankly starring at the ceiling.

“do you ever have 4am existentialism? because i do..”

by kosmic_weedBrownie November 28, 2022

schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence

Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...

by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021