Evan

Evan is a girl who likes strawberry jam and is usually very sporty or athletic.

Theres evan with her jam sandwich again.

by erj/yil June 3, 2019

Evan

Dumb bitch

See that stupid girl over there. Yea she’s and Evan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

Evan

a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day

Evan is gay

by julian ramirez March 26, 2010

Evan

Has a tootsie roll pepeeppepeppepep

Evans pepe is tinyyyyy

by dat boi harambe pepe November 2, 2017

Evan

Dumbass little brother that never shuts the fuck up

EVAN BE QUIET HOE

by yummy mexitaco October 13, 2019

Evan

The most kind and loving person you could know. Evan is so smart and sexy he is the best friend you could ever ask for. Evan has a beautiful girlfriend all the time. He is never single because he is liked so much by everyone.

That kid is such and Evan.

by Kernith kernly February 28, 2017

Evan

Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.

A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.

by curlygirl747 September 29, 2012