epic fail 

To fail at something in such a manner that it is on an epic scale. An epic fail is typically so tragic or humiliating, it may actually be seen as funny to spectators of the event. Typically, the person or persons who took part in or caused the epic fail do not find such hilarity in their failed endeavor so easily. Pwnd is often an accurate word to describe such failure, but is not always a good word for the situation.

Tom: Man, did you see that kid who tried to climb that fence over there? He slipped and got a major wedgie!

Jerry: Dude! That is such an epic fail!

or

Harry: I can't believe I just embarrassed myself in front of all those people by tripping and falling off the stage during my lecture on fruitbats today...

Voldemort: Yeah, but that was one gnarly epic fail, dude!

epic fail by The Fantastic Mr. Fox October 8, 2008

Epic Fail 

1. The state of failure which surpasses all understood predisposition(s) of pity in other said parties which might witness the particular failure in question.

2. A current, customary form of expressing displeasure to the shortcomings or maladroitly behavior of another - especially behavior seen as excessively thoughtless, prone to failure, foolish.

3. When the external efforts intended for good by a group or individual become undeniably and universally accepted as worthy of ridicule, yet at a much broader scale, "epic fail", a failure which surpasses reason or explanation, laughter is stifled and time stops for a short period of time to mourn the presence of the said failure in question

4. (Religious) When Satan and/or Lucifer(as depicted in scripture) looks upon the failure of a said party and either feels jealousy toward the chaos they have caused or contrary to his mythical nature begins to actually pity those who are instigators of an "epic fail."

5. The United States Government(past, present or future tenses aside, as well as any party, idealism or administration).
The increasingly held view that The United States Government has, for some time, even to the most current administration, despite all arguments of one party or the other, has failed and is doomed to always fail beyond redemption or hope.

6. Senator Howard Dean.

7. John Edwards' Haircut.

8. Dan Rather.

"Johnny tried to asking out the girl of his dreams and farted because he got nervous - Epic Fail."

"Josh tried to capture the rare White Siberian Tiger on photo as he became one the luckiest men alive in witnessing the existence of such a rare animal. As he tapped his camera for an exposure, he realized that he forgot 1) to empty his memory card to make room for the perfect shot and 2) Remove the lens cover. Epic Fail!"

"He tried to show of his 'fly ride,' yet as he tried to 'peel out' he accidentally shifted his vehicle into 'neutral' instead of 'drive', causing his engine to race very high and eventually backfire. Epic Fail. Oh yeah...and his ride was an Oldsmobile. Epic Fail #2."

Epic Fail by airforcejim1 April 16, 2009

Epic Fail 

Larger than failure. Often results in embarassment and laughter from your peers.

Girl: Did you see Mark try and ask Karen out?

Guy: Yeah! It was an epic fail!

Epic Fail by HaSoRiddikulus April 22, 2009

Epic Fail 

A very rare, extreme type of fail. Often found at a place of great disappointment.

Oh man! That black man forgot all of his watermelon at KFC! EPIC FAIL!!!!!

Epic Fail by Nick6776 July 20, 2009

EPIC FAIL 

In the 2010 FIFA World Cup, Robert Greene missed the half-force game tying kick by Clint Dempsey. This is referred to as an EPIC FAIL.

Greene: No! I missed the ball! The game is tied!

US fans: EPIC FAIL!

EPIC FAIL by FIFA Fan June 23, 2010

Epic Fail 

The Justin Bieber Movie

"Man, "Never Say Never" was such an Epic Fail".

1.1 out of 10 in the IMDB based on 10,102 votes (17/02/11).

Epic Fail by Seraphin March 4, 2011

Epic Fail 

Spending hours on the Internet reading all the definitions of "Epic Fail" on The Urban Dictionary

You Sir, yes You, reading this sentence...still reading this sentence, You...is Epic Fail. But don't kill yourself over it. No seriously, die. EPIC FAAAAAAIL!

Epic Fail by KBX911 November 22, 2010