by GungaB April 07, 2024
when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
by IDK1234583 July 09, 2024
An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.
John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.
by pdogEdog February 16, 2011
Used especially in the ICT Service Sector, a discount employee is someone who does a far worse job than a non-discount employee but Employers are fine with this because the employee's salary is lower to match the expectation. Usually Chinese or Indian descent, to say so would generally invoke a Racist Card being played on you for calling it out. But does not make it any less True. Economically it is a Fallacy, It usually takes three to four discount employees to do the job of one non-discount employee, therefore it is actually not in your financial interest to hire discount employees. The mistakes, the lost productivity, the unhappiness of the staff relative to wages, and the turnover of discount employees are greater as they move up to higher-paying jobs once they gain enough experience. This also does not take into account the "clown world" & "clown factory" aspect of the circus that ensues when you leave a bunch of poorly managed discount employees to their own devices. Managing a discount employee is much more resource-consuming due to a myriad of factors from less initiative, less comprehension of complex tasks, sometimes language barriers, and non-assimilating work culture. They generally hang out in clicky groups and do not form bonds with other employees and talk about their bosses with contempt and lack of respect in their language even in front of their managers, knowing their managers don't understand what they are talking about.
My entire department is discount employees and I can't get anything achieved. We are actually not saving money hiring all of these people. I have no idea what the hell they are doing, and the more I look into what they are doing I am certain they don't even know what they are doing!
by Azza Kraka-phat April 05, 2023
Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 09, 2020
Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.
"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."
by Gagezilla May 03, 2024