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Children of Elohim

A Gangsta Christian Death Metal band from Minnesota. For a Christian band, they don't totally suck. Formed in 1995, they released their first album "Lucifer is Dead", a 180 turn on the quote God is Dead. They sing (or more accurately, scream) about how great god is and also themes involving the mutiliation of white children, gang rape and other gangsta/gore themes.

Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.

The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"

Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.

Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin
"God is in all creatures, black or white / Why must we hate and fight / Satan laughs as we kill our kind / Fuck that bitch with a dildo in da ass / Replace ya hate with love in god / He loves us back and purifies our heart."

"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"
by Real Gangsta in da House August 5, 2005
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euphilipides

The famous Greek mathematician that invented the rule for dividing fractions, and the inverse function. Long overshadowed by more famous mathematicians, like Euclid and Pythagoras.
While trying to teach a student to divide fractions, Pythagoras could not do it. He yelled to the superior mathematician for help, shouting "Euphilipides!" The student misunderstood, thinking you flip the order of the second fraction. And thus, Euphilipides was lost to history.
by trillium tom May 15, 2014
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elephinorae

Elephinorae is an Addison Rae fan page on Instagram and is well known for being dedicated and having her own fandom called “Elephinos” She started her Instagram account @elephinorae on July 16th and has a number of 315 followers

She is one of the most famous Addison Rae fan pages not one of the most followed but one of the most known.
Hey have you heard of that one fan page elephinorae?

Oh yeah shes AWESOME how has Addison not noticed her yet!
by anonymous March 25, 2021
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Elohim

He is a nice handsome boy he can look nice but when is with his friends he is mean and a menis and he can get girls a lot a big dick and he can play good sports he loves chicken he like football, basketball, and tennis his type is fat asses and you might think he is a simp but he is not. He is strong too
Bro Elohim is good at sports
by Daquavion Jackson April 14, 2022
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Elohim

An extremely sexy and powerful man that is too hot to even touch, Elohim has all the ladies, boys, and everyone in-between drooling over him. He has a hot adonis body with strong abs, pecs, and shoulders and a cute ass.

Elohim has no idea how hot he is because he’s too busy being smart. Despite his nerdiness, though, he knows how to party.
I’m sick of these boys, I need to find myself an Elohim.
by Thermaltreasure November 23, 2021
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elpilf

Extended Learning Program. Most high schools have a program like this. Full of dbags nerds/preps who think they're all that just because they do good at all of these little competitions that the program has, like envirothon, battle of the books, science olympiad, poetry outloud, mock trial, etc. they particpate and finish in the "top ten" at state every year,and no one gives a damn. They think they are the best and basically want to have sex with the program. hence elp-ilf (Extended Learning Program I'd Like to Fuck). it referrs to those preps.
wow, look at that elpilf bragging about his latest accomplishment at destination imagination. what a d-bag.
by dresdonphile March 2, 2009
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Ephialtes

Ephialtes is cool
by Nick August 25, 2003
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