Elf on the Shelf

An extraordinarily stupid holiday tradition practiced by white, suburb-dwelling families which involves "hiding" a creepy doll somewhere in the house, for their young children to find. This may seem innocent enough, but the real motive behind this fad is to attempt to control the offspring's behavior through the threat of the Elf telling Santa Claus of the misdeeds they committed under the omnipotent surveillance of the Elf. A adult satire of this is Whore in the Drawer, simply replacing the Elf with a scantily clothed Barbie doll, and the shelf with a cabinet or drawer.

Wife: Jim, did you hide the Elf on the Shelf
Husband: No Carol, for fuck's sake, I told you it gives me the willies.

by bonquequeg March 17, 2016

Elf Shoe Tits

When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.

Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.

Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.

Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.

(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)

Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.

by caeser February 13, 2008

Elf Pron

the very thing WoW gamers look up right before a big raid.
usually play as a female character. short, angry people usually respond to the name of nemoy. they enjoy large weiners in their mouth from chris

you silva you ready to raid?
yeah man but what about nemoy?
he is looking at some elf pron
ahh that kid

by dominic perez December 1, 2010

Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.

I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

elf on the shelf

A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf on the shelf is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less phone taps. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during the holiday season. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer

Dad 1: Hey Rick did you hide the elf on the shelf for little bobby and Susie this year?
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.

by canned_laughs August 18, 2016

Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

Elf Ear

This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!

A little bit lord of the rings esq!!

It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!

Oh.. look at that photo - i can see my elf ear!

Elf ear!!!

by Florizel March 10, 2010