Singapore Election

When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.
Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.
by MathPlus January 04, 2019
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election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 18, 2016
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Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".
Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”
by nobody2020 January 07, 2021
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Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.
Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 July 28, 2013
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Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent
Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.
by Ofashea January 08, 2022
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Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive
Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election
by LimeTiger February 11, 2017
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election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day
"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."
by ezterbro December 20, 2022
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