Eamon

Eamon is a guy who lives in his mind and has trust issues, he doesn't tell anyone his true feelings and no one knows about his true personality. You can never tell what Eamon is thinking and he always avoids sad topics like death and depression by smiling and changing the topic.

"Eamon always smiles I want to be that happy."

"Is Eamon alright he looks pissed." "I'm sure he'll smile like he always does!"

by Amon -e December 3, 2019

edmonds woodway

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

by oof444 September 23, 2018

Edmund Burke School

The best private school in Washington DC.

It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is

everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models

All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy

If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.

We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.

Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us

"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"

"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"

by Edmund Burke III December 20, 2008

emongifier

(E-Monj-ifier) A pointlessly employed human being, usually in a high vis jacket or with a name tag of some description, doing the job of an inanimate, but perfectly functional sign or instruction, whilst standing next to or in front of that very sign or instruction, as if we can neither see nor understand it.

Usually found at ports, or other areas of high human traffic, next to signs that everyone understands and can clearly see, using their hands or vocals to emphasise what the sign says or means.

It's a good job that emongifier told me to go left, the meaning of the 8 foot long, fluorescent arrow pointing left behind him was a total mystery to me, until he looked at me through half closed eyes and said 'left please mate'. The guy behind me would probably have died if the guy hadn't sufficiently directed him. Long live the Emongifier.

by Flakeypaul January 11, 2019

edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

Eldmonstret

A very hot dude that has many muscles, he is very strong and hot.
make sure you agree or else he will make sure your family doesn't have a good time.

when calling somebody hot, you can always say: You just as hot as that one dude called Eldmonstret!

by Eldmonstret April 20, 2022

Emonee

Emonee is a #queen slay princess fairy boss nd she gets shit done one way or another Shes a nice person.

Wow is that emonee

That is emonee
Oh my god emonee

by Toe pics?! July 23, 2022