Earl Gray

To teabag, but with great dignity

"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"

by Earl85 March 31, 2008

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004

@earl.grey.cookie

A insane rp account that has no humour

Or some kind of insane person

Person1: hey do you know about @earl.grey.cookie

Person2:yeah they are not funny

by Drippypyun June 25, 2021

earl sweatshirts lip

Earl sweatshirts lip is the slug looking sack hanging above the top opening of his mouth. Often in comparison to the size of his penis.

God damn, I wonder if earl sweatshirts lip is as big as his dick.

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 17, 2023

earl wolff

n. url-woolf

pseudonym for the penis of former pornographic actor Chip Kelly during his failed career in the 1970s era Golden Age of Porn

Chip Kelly: Hey there Ashley Fox! Have you met Earl?

Ashley Fox: Earl who?

Chip Kelly: Earl Wolff! *disrobes pants*

Ashley Fox: OMG that thing is hairy and hideous... but at least it looks like it can run a 4.4 40yard dash.

by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt

god

Hey have you heard that they found god's real identity?? It's earl sweatshirt

by extraalaaarge December 29, 2020