experiment

When two girls, usually in college, decide to engage in lesbian activity without having to admit to being lesbians.

According to pop culture, only girls can experiment. Two girls can kiss, eat each other out, and pound each other with dildos and use the word "experimenting" as a rebuttal so they can claim that they're still straight. But if a dude touched another dude's ass, even by accident, he would be forever branded as gay, even if he buried himself in porno, got a bunch of girls pregnant, or had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christinia Aguilera.

by anonymous October 5, 2004

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

bonding experience

Definition (n.) an activity that helps you get closer to someone

Mehdi Sufi: I don’t really like hunting, but I went with my dad for a bonding experience.

by mehdi-sufi January 21, 2015

Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.

Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.

by Stoolie May 22, 2014

experimentationing

The act of performing either:

(1) a highly confidential work that you can't divulge the details of, or, the more likely alternative,

(2) a work where you've no clue what you're doing but still want to make it sound important.

Pauleena: Hey P, what did you do in the school today?
P: I did a lot of experimentationing. To be honest, I was surprised by how much experimentationing I can perform in one day.

by nish-ant June 14, 2021

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

Grapple Experience

When you put grape juice/soda on a woman's genitals, make her put an apple in her mouth, eat her out, and then take a bite of the apple.

No one could understand why Terry was buying so much grape Fanta and a big bag of apples, but he was planning a grapple experience for his special lady that very night.

by beautifulmidnight March 18, 2011