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NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

chap who in the glory days of the now defunct Vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted sexually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in 'the market', discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.
I miss NYSE and all the other ex-Voguers.
by Tamara October 24, 2003
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monroe exchange

Similar to a monroe transfer, however, both partners have the same tube up their asses and they both defecate. In the case of diarrhea, some poo may be "exchanged" into each others rectum. Most enjoyable.
Paul and Patty decided to try a Monroe transfer but the tacos they ate the night before turned it into a Monroe exchange.
by Q Daddy December 15, 2008
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black elephant gift exchange

Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.
"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."
by Acaitia June 23, 2014
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cum exchange

1.when one person takes the cum from a cock during a blowjob, and kisses it into the mouth of the other
2. when two guys kiss the cum from each others cocks back into their mouths
she came up and kissed me, dripping my cum back into my mouth, after she blew my cock; she cum exchanged into my willing mouth
by pntiemant July 7, 2009
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Buffalo Exchange

Hipster thrift store located in urban neighborhoods. Clerks generally nice, find many deals.
Ex 1:

Young Boy "LOOK its a mexican jacket at Buffalo Exchange"

Gay clerk " *cough cough* its a ponchooo"

Ex 2:

Young girl "look i found the American Apparel shirt i was looking for only $10 cheaper at Buffalo Exchange"
by Urban Flavor June 25, 2010
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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
by Vyplnit December 7, 2011
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Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.
Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!
by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012
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