Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
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Random mom: “my kid is soo cool”
Edie’s mom: “my kid is way better”
Random mom “how is she?”
Edie’s mom: *proceeds to explain every good trait a human can have*
Edie’s mom: “my kid is way better”
Random mom “how is she?”
Edie’s mom: *proceeds to explain every good trait a human can have*
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