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East Wenatchee

Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.

East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.

The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.

East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.

Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"

Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."

John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"

Zack: "*"
by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
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East Juniata High School

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What the hell is that smell?
Thats gotta be an East Juniata High School student.
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east greenbush

an awkward town in up state new york.

not necessarily bad, but not that great too...
i live in east greenbush

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East Harlem

Where all the Puerto Ricans live.
Juan and Tito live in East Harlem.
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East Laurens High School

A small country school where everyone knows everthing about everyone. Nobody can stay out of anybody's business, and they cant keep their mouth shut about people's business. A school thats known for drinking, fighting, and using tobacco. Its pretty cool at times though.
Person 1: Did you hear abou the fight at East Laurens High School yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard it was started because this girl couldnt keep her mouth shut.

Person 1: Haha, danggg.
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East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
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East Bum Fuck

being located very far away from anything.
Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.
by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
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