EAS

Stands for "Exploding Ass Syndrome." This condition has nothing to do with bodily functions as the definition above suggests. Rather it is a condition that afflicts a great many females, who in many cases would be quite attractive, were it not for their gigantic ass.

Damn, Kim would be so hot if she didn't suffer from EAS!

by rufus1111 June 28, 2010

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EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

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EA sports

it is a pay 29.99 to see full definition

EA sports is pay 5.99 to see example

by yeetdab420road August 30, 2018

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ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

by anonym0u$e June 3, 2023

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EA Games

Monolithic games company which acquires talent instead of breeding it.

1. Responsible for shipping their games with crippling DRM.

2. Most of their games are souless cloneless advertising vehicles regurgitated at least once a year, every year.

1.
Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Spore on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Red Alert 3 on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

2.
Guy1 - Hey, fancy a game of FIFA2009?
Guy2 - Nah, how about FIFA2008?
Guy1 - I don't have that, how about FIFA2007?

by SnoreMonster April 3, 2009

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