Take a Duke

Basically taking a shit! Use duke if you want to be a little more discreet!

I just had more morning coffee and a cigarette, man i totally got to take a duke.

by rollnshift October 3, 2008

Daisy Dukes

Really short shorts. Derived from the shorts Daisy Duke used to wear on "The Dukes of Hazzard"

Damn, that bitch's ass cheeks are hanging out the back of her daisy dukes!

by Pork King May 1, 2003

Duke Nukem

Alien Ass kicking exterminator!

Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"

by ISS September 2, 2003

duketastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure. Often from a sudden failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duketastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.

"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny June 16, 2009

Duke and Sammi

THe best couple ever. They will definitely get married and be perfect for each other.

They go together like Duke and Sammi

by I tell no liez March 30, 2017

Mondo Duke

1. (n) The gigantic shits that you take after a large meal, eg) post-thanksgiving dinner.

Aw jeez, Martin, I just dropped a mondo duke in your toilet and I broke sea level! Anyways where’s your plunger?

by Cranjus McBasketball IV November 16, 2020