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dragasstinate

To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
by Spicahontas December 20, 2010
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Drag Racing The Sandman

When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
by mrkron January 9, 2012
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DRAG'EM NATION

Did you see those savages?
Hell ya That's Drag'em NATION!!!!!!!!
They stay Draggin Sacks and Boltin Hacks
by TC PANDA January 12, 2019
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The Drag Bunt

The act of finding a person in the open, holding your penis out as if it is a baseball bat; drag the penis along the person's face while running as fast away as possibe.
See that librarian reading that book? Im going to do The Drag Bunt so hard I will knock her glasses off.
by DudeNamedDiddy May 17, 2011
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Let the Rough End Drag

A southern term that means "You can't do everything perfectly, focus on the most important things, and put the rest of it out of your mind."

You might say this to someone who is putting too much time or effort into planning unimportant details of something.

One literal interpretation might be: If you imagine that you are moving a board, but cannot lift it off of the ground, then you should carry the side that looks the best and let the rest drag on the ground behind you.

Another variation of this phrase is "Let the Rough Side Drag", which means the same thing.
Joan: I've invited Robert and Kathy to the party, but they don't get along and I don't know what to do.
Sarah: You can't account for everything. Just invite everyone who might want to come, tell them who else you've invited, and "let the rough end drag". They can sort out their own personal relationships; that shouldn't be your problem.
by vmadman June 17, 2022
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drag king

A drag king is usually a woman who dresses, and usually acts, like a caricature man often for the purpose of entertaining or performing.
he is a drag king!
by leviathan.brood January 18, 2011
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