the douche

someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!

Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!

by Green Luigi August 17, 2006

Douche'

The response to someone when they state an obvious correction but, they state it in a pompous manner.

Tom: Dude she never even called me back after our date.
Carl: Thats because your hung like a hamster.
Tom: Douche'

by oneshallrise November 26, 2010

douched on

verb: to assert yourself on top of another in the douchiest way possible, by any means necessary.

Dude, Hunter totally douched on Dylan the other day.

by yo_unice August 22, 2011

douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douche

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!

by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011

Douche It

A homonym of "Do shit".

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"

by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013

douche

Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.

The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.

by This was my version of "the talk"--grew up in a rediculously puritanical Doctor's household. October 1, 2005