Douche 

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

Douche by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche 

Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”

The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.

Douche by Deemidget December 10, 2022

Douche 

1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person.
2. Femenine cleansing device.

also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t.
Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

Douche by Joe April 1, 2004

Douche 

n. Someone retarded.

n. Somebody that only takes in a relationship and never gives.

Ming, you are a douche person.

Douche by WBAS June 17, 2010

douche 

1. Anybody associated with "369", Attica or Le Noir
ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny
2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640
ie. Elroy

Cassh = king douche
Lionel = queen douche
Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face
Lenny = douche brains
Elroy = douche car

douche by le bag of the douche't October 14, 2008

Douche 

The simple act of cleaning something.

Hey Manuelo, would you mind Doucheing my rug. It smells like an ass

Douche by William Gallagher June 21, 2006

douche 

The derogatory name given to a person that makes an epic fail.

Person 1: Bad News!! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore!! Sh*t the bed

Person 2: You Douche!

douche by douche-hater1 December 8, 2010