Non-polar opposite

Perfect match for someone or something

“Patrick and Jessica are such non-polar opposites!”

“What does that mean?”

“Look it up on urban dictionary you fucking dumbass.”

by Marcelo Gaines May 30, 2022

opposite of cougar.

The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.

I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.

by Romes Gray May 31, 2014

opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.

Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.

by jNS50F October 11, 2008

opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011

National kiss the opposite gender week

Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice

OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!

by The true lover June 9, 2019

oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 10, 2009