doobosity

full of doobiness; being a doob; being an ignorant noob all the time.

Jeb - wtf was Gene doing he's being such a doob

Keb - i know, so doobious...

Keb - fuckin doobosity.

by mistakevo December 4, 2010

dogostrophe

in the same sense as catastrophe but when a dog is responsible for the problem

what happened to the carpet while I was away and you were housesitting? the dog chewed the carpet, it is a dogostrophe!

by candidclacy September 11, 2012

dibosaur

A mystical creature that to the eye closely resembles a dinosaur but in reality it is a creature unimaginable and not able to be seen with the normal human eye.

Dibosaurs are creatures that cannot be seen with the naked eye you must complete the impossible tasks before seeing the dinosaurs in there true form.

by Mj... May 29, 2018

dooshbag mcgee

Any social media underdog with the best followers. A hero for the people by the people.

Aye bruh, this dooshbag mcgee is fleeky lit blast on TikTok.

by folderella December 18, 2020

dooshie

Emote of a smirking cube without corners, often used when flirting or amused

1: "You should get a job instead of sitting in your room all day, idiot!"
2: ":dooshie:"

by XDtheMeme December 19, 2021

Doosen

The combined anatomic structure of the inner-meat on the outside of a female vagina, consisting of the labia (opening of the vagina) and the clitoris.

Example #1:
*First date*
Bachelor: "Your doosen stinks nice and good. I am prepared to perform coitus on it."
Female: "Are you going to buy me dinner first?"

Example #2:
"I had to reject her. Her doosen smelled like vinegar and parmesan cheese"

by SlangEngineer69 February 7, 2023

dobes

While intoxicated, to piss and throw up on someone's floor, then run away without cleaning it up or telling anyone.

Dude, Andy just pulled a fuckin dobes in my kitchen.

I'll kick your ass if you get too drunk and dobes in our house.

by Rudy J. P. May 26, 2006