Emoji Disorder

This is a very serious problem. It consists of excessive and compulsive use of in necessary emoji.
This can be in emoji chains - the repeated use of one emoji consecutively between two or more people.
Or
The random - the continuous use of irrelevant emojis in a conversation between two or more people

SNAPCHAT CONVERSATION

Bob: Hey, how are you?
Phil: Hey, I’m really happy ☺️
Bob: Good ☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️
Bob: ☺️☺️☺️
Phil: ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Pete: OH NO I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IM TO NFECTED WITH EMOJI DISORDER... 😱

by Billietta Jones June 9, 2018

bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.

“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”

by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023

Typing Disorder

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.

Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!

by asexian July 1, 2009

Couchkies Disorder

The disorder where you flip your nouns in a sentence.

"Yo man, those tickets are on sale" flipped to: "Yo man, those sales are on ticket". This happens when you have the Couchkies Disorder. (Animals are immune to this disorder for lack of an understandable language)

by A-Money, and B-love June 20, 2010

Sexy Disorder

When you're just too damn sexy to the point where is becomes a health risk.

Wow, Channing Tatum has that sexy disorder. I doubt he'll live past 50.

by QueenP_ April 20, 2014

Connolly Disorder

Being a compulsive lair and going so in-dept into your lies that you completely forget that you are lying and you cannot keep up with your lies.
Also results in delusion and loneliness.

Examples:
1) My neighbor has an RPG
2) Chief Keef is my cousin
3) I have expensive hardware
4) My mom makes $1,000,000 dollars a year and works at The Wall Street Journal
5) i have a Sister
6) My mom bought me $8,000 dollar shoes (Marty McFlys)
7) I work at Nike
8) My family works at Nike

Gavin recently found out he had Connolly Disorder.

by RyanEpilepsy June 19, 2014