a sexual game where a guy takes forks, knives, spoons and uses them to sexually stimulate a woman by placing them in her vagina, ass, or mouth until they have the woman's bodily fluids on them.
by Frknbed June 30, 2009
Get the dirty dishes and the dishwasher mug.An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.
The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)
Ex members:
Max - drums
The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)
Ex members:
Max - drums
-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"
-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"
-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"
-"For sure."
-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"
-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"
-"For sure."
by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009
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A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.
by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010
Get the disastrophe mug.1. A huge honkin piece of food that is probably about 80% sugar and about 80% likely to kill a diabetic.
See: Chocolate Suicide
2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.
See: Fatty fatty boombalatty
See: Chocolate Suicide
2. A diabetic who eats so much sugary or sweet foods that they are most likely to not be alive within a year.
See: Fatty fatty boombalatty
1) "You're going to eat that diabetic disaster?" "Yes"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"
2) "Man, that kid over there is just one big walking diabetic disaster"
by Dark_Midget June 12, 2006
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Get the Distaster mug.The combination of fearful uncertainty, existential angst or suffering, and anxiety over impending doom experienced in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic. Disaster Edging is often likened to a combination of the feelings a Floridian experiences 36-hours before a Category 4+ hurricane is due to make landfall and the general mood extant in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
I wish we had some concrete news about how bad the Coronavirus is actually going to be, I don’t know how much more disaster edging I can take.
by Beth stucco'd her face March 18, 2020
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“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”
by papaya666 March 29, 2018
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