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disc jockeying

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
by washiger August 18, 2007
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disasterrific

Brother: "What's your status?"
Yuna: "Ow, disasterrific."
by Shroudie March 12, 2005
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Blue Balls Disaster

The act of watching porn without masturbating.

Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.

Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.

Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?

Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
by LawleyBear February 4, 2010
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Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it
1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford
by AdManny August 13, 2022
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Disaster on the Coastliner

A TV movie from 1979 originally aired on the ABC channel. It tells the story about a deranged railway employee tries to cause collision with another train.
Did you watch Disaster on the Coastliner before?
by Ryan900USAYT January 4, 2023
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double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.
by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009
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Disaster Bisexual

A very chaotic person whose quite visibly bisexual.
Sokka there sure is one disaster bisexual.
by The AC is too loud July 21, 2020
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