discorf

when you accidentally press f instead of d for discord

friend 1: hey man wanna hang out on discorf

friend 2: what is a discorf

by elnoob July 7, 2021

Discord Kitten

A kind of Sugar baby appearing on discord, usually with a “kawaii”/adorable pink style & aesthetic.

Discord kittens specifically are looking for Discord Nitro, a discord membership that allows you different kinds of limited features on Discord, from their “daddy.”

Sarah (@x13minecrafter): I heard that our friend is a discord kitten. They even have emojis we can’t use.

Nora (@hahasonofabirch): I agree.

by Superjuliam April 11, 2022

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

Discord

The fucking best voice and text client in the world.

U on Discord tonight bro?

by Nevexo February 15, 2017

Discord Power User

Commonly found with four or more Discord badges, these users seem to think they are the ideal users of Discord, while treating others as inferiors. These users often have a concerning interest in anthropomorphic characters; where said characters manifest themselves in the day to day activity of a power user. Power users always have an active Nitro subscription, which is most likely set to auto-bill at monthly intervals. A power user's profile most likely contains an image or reference to a fictitious anthropomorphic character, while containing a biography which includes the power user's pronouns, neo-pronouns, their exaggerated moderation experience, and various useless tidbits that are heavily frowned upon by the general Discord userbase. While pretending to be oblivious, power users are generally aware of their "popularity" among the platform. The average power user will usually make the facetious claim that "badges are irrelevant and do not matter", while ironically displaying their numerous profile badges. It is advised to avoid interactions with a power user at all cost. If left with no choice, approach a power user with understanding, liberalism, and an intense knowledge of the Discord moderation program.

Jim: Dude! You got so many badges!! How did you get them all?
Moderator: Badges are irrelevant. Refrain from mentioning badges or you will be banned from the server.
Bob: That mod is such a discord power user tbh

by Liege.72 January 15, 2022

Discordianism

Well, you're the pope. YOU decide!

"Discordianism is but one of many, and several of some. It can also be described as five tons of flax."

by Some undead guy December 28, 2007

discordian

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

by discordian December 21, 2003