Dirk Kyte

Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.

"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def

by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Grant Dirks

Noun- anything grossly corpulent and fat
Adj- Fat, Corpulent, Portly, Husky

Hey, You eat alot. Your'e a regular Grant Dirks.

by MMG March 21, 2005

dirk with the dankles

what you say when ol' dirk comes through with the dankles. when he comes up you just got to yell it. usually said or yelled when your fiending. Got to pack it up in the 2 footer or the steamer (kdubbs)

Here comes Dirk with the Danklessss!!!

by Brandon Harrison January 17, 2008

dirk shot

The dirk shot is a shot in beer pong that saves your from both trolling and losing the game. It is generally when you are playing terribly and are off balance.

Make this dirk shot or you will be trolling!

by rough_dawg June 6, 2011

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

Dirty Dirk

When you are doorgesnoven and you’re sitting naked outside the ING office.

I’m gonna do a dirty dirk this afternoon.

by Dirkthekiller April 14, 2020

dirk nowitzki

Big dumb German that is seven feet tall but is too scared to post anyone up. He often shoots from the out side making some of his shots unless it’s a big game then he will miss all his shots. This not to mention his lack of defensive skill or heart.

Look at Dirk Nowitzki he is such a great player. Wait till the playoffs he will choke like ever year. I think I see vaginal fluid coming from the back of his shorts

by AdamDub May 18, 2007