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pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.
Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.
by rivsz June 26, 2021
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sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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Directioner

Possibly the funniest and craziest fandom ever. Directioners are very stalker-ish but are entertaining and funny. Although they have some bad street cred, most are very nice and are a tight knit group.
Me: You should use L'oreal
Zayn:...
Me:...
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: Because your worth it.

A Directioner posted this on Instagram
by ImThatMuchCooler March 16, 2013
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diacorn

1.While on the toilet experiencing diareah, random BB shots of corn rocket out of your fucking asshole.

2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
by Op21 September 5, 2008
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DIACF

Die In A Car Fire

A friendly way to tell people that their existance on this planet is no longer needed, nor welcome.
Q: "Can I bum 10 buck off ya please?"

A: "DIACF"
by AOMitri April 21, 2006
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Directionaterism

Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.
Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism
by Directionaters Suck October 14, 2012
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Directioner

Someone who is NOT a Directionator. A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.
a- This month is Louis Tomlinson's birthday. Its the 24th of December! Maybe I will mail him carrots!

b- You must be a Directioner.
by @Chicago1Dfan December 26, 2011
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