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Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!
by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009
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Dickslave

a black person obsessed with dick and craves it at all times
"Bonquisha really loves dick, doesn't she? suck a little dickslave!"
by Millyyy October 24, 2019
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detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
by master cumfuck December 13, 2013
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dickslip

when you're fucking someone and your dick accidentally slips into their ass from their vagina
He was fucking a girl with her legs up but accidentally dickslipped her.
by nancy dirty Sanchez November 3, 2007
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Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox
Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped
by Kali_mist November 7, 2016
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Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner
OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.
by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009
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dickslaw

Exactly like coleslaw, but with little pieces of dick in it. Used mostly by straight women and gay men. Can also be used for punishments for a loser of any challenge.
Woman 1: This dickslaw is amazing, what's your secret?

Woman 2: My boyfriend!
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