Dickbelly

The underside of one's penis, opposite the dickback.

"Man, I shouldn't of worn my swim trunks. My dickbelly is starting to chafe."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017

Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

by Garym79 December 12, 2008

Dickbending

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dickweed

An autocorrect for 'dickhead' but an arguably better word. Has the same desired effect of the aforementioned term, particularly when used in conversation with others such as with one's friends or girlfriend or dog.

Max is a dickweed

by wannabeedgysidehoe123 May 26, 2020

dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature

holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended

by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017

Dickweed

The best kind of weed out there

“What kinda weed is dis?”
“Dickweed”

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004