Dickhead

a person who thinks they are right all of the time despite actual correct facts which can contradict their beliefs they stand proud and believe/yell that they are right, they try to be the bigger man to smaller/skinnier kids/people; they tend to try and make fun of people who won't "fight back"

Oh man he was such a Dickhead to me I told him that the way you do the problem is this way and he said to me...NO IT'S THIS WAY! YOU FAGGOT! shut up!

by Jer-Hey!!! June 16, 2010

Dickhead

A person whose mother was a slut. The term dickhead is used because when the baby was in their mother and she was having sex, dicks would poke the baby in the head. Dickheads tend to have butt chins because the babies soft jawbone was getting poked by dicks which in turn left an indent.

Hey bro you better not fuck that girl, you don't want your son to be a dickhead.

Damn! Dicks must have been all up in that baby's face. Poor kids a dickhead.

by BMF Daddy October 15, 2011

Dickhead

Referred to some girls at our school who believe they are better than us because they have boyfriends and ugly faces.

People that Arnt dickheads normally have names such as Eb and steph

Oi, look at those dickheads.

There names must not be steph and Eb

by Assandtitties November 7, 2013

dickhead

1 - An annoying twat.
2 - A person with a dick on their head.
3 - Unicorns

1 - George bush is such a dickhead.
2 - "Look mom, I'm a rhinoceros!!"
3 - Mommy, look at that dickhead in the picture!

by pussy soup January 23, 2005

fuckshit dickhead

A contraction of the words fuck, shit and dickhead. Normally used if the person can't decide which is most appropriate for a given situation or if the situation requires the use of all 3.

Wow, Peter is such a fuckshit dickhead.

by barbariann December 4, 2007

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014