Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked

I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked

by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018

Final Destination

a movie franchise i will never watch. i saw a bit of the first one and it.. it just SUCKS!! and it makes me TOO scared. and why do they ALL die in freak accidents?? DIE NORMALLY! if makes me SO mad that i even THINK about this franchise at all. i hope i never develop an interest of it.

tiktok algorithm: final destination bloodlines is very good!
marley: ALL THEY DO IS DIE!!!!

by teambluuu September 5, 2025

Destination fucked

When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.

Oh boy my mate and I went to Destination fucked yesterday and it was an experience and a half.

by Gabcar November 29, 2018

Destination Rape

Getting someone to agree to go somewhere with you, and then going to a different destination, threatening to leave them at said destination if they do not provide sexual stimulation

Person 1: "yeah man I said I would take her home and then we went to the beach, she blew me for a ride home hahaha"
Person 2: "Dude that's destination rape"

by Sr. Frederick September 3, 2023

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

Destinize

Taking ownership of creating your destiny.

Not being at the whim of what external entities contribute to your reality but exercising your influence on direction.

"Everything external dictates my reality, I'll end up where I am destined to be."

"Take your personal accountability in the ability to destinize."

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance June 26, 2025

Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!

"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"

by __baka_ November 30, 2018