Desk Bambi 

A derogatory term used to describe a colleague who holds an innocent façade, but is in reality promiscuous, particularly around the work place

I didn't realise she was such a desk bambi!

Desk Bambi by double denim August 20, 2010

Desk Hadji 

The foriegn contract programmer they stuck at the end of your cubical.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset

Desk Hadji by HobiWan December 11, 2010

desk roll 

The act of rolling under your desk while at work to take a nap. An overwhelming feeling of sleepiness comes over you and the need for a resting place (under your desk) is inevitable.

Typically this works for employees with offices, not a cubicle. To avoid suspicion it is best to leave your door open, turn off your lights, and move your laptop (if you have one) under your desk with you so that everyone thinks that you are gone. Secret compartments to hide your belongings (jackets, hats, or whatever else might give you away) are not necessary, but can be very cool. This maneuver is not recommended for those that snore.

Employee 1: "Dude, I thought you had left for the day..."

Employee 2: "Nah, I did a desk roll after lunch. I couldn't stay awake after my Thai lunch."

desk roll by error404 April 25, 2011

Desk Head 

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.

Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.

Desk Head by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

desk burn 

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.

That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.

desk burn by Ro01 October 12, 2011

desk drooling 

Falling asleep in class and not getting caught

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling

desk drooling by HatBox August 27, 2013

Desk pants 

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

Desk pants by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017