Deprarious

Depressing and hilarious

Dende: "You've never had a room before? That's depressing...and hilarious."

Mr. Popo: "I call it deprarious."

by Naru277 September 17, 2018

Fake depression

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch

Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.

"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."

by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

post-camp depression

The terrible feeling you get after summer camp, because you miss it so much.

"Wow, home life sucks. I just miss camp, I think I'm suffering from post-camp depression."

by kayble October 20, 2015

Depornified

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

by brian33337 October 16, 2023

bughead depression

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!

Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!

by I’m a fan March 12, 2018

Post-Endgame Depression

The feeling of depression felt after watching Avengers: Endgame, as you enter the first stage of grief and refuse to accept that the original avengers saga is, in fact, finished.

"I haven't gotten out of bed since watching Avengers: Endgame" "Sounds like post-endgame depression"

by PaulRuddIsImmortal May 2, 2019