Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.

Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"

by John Malkavich June 14, 2011

Jigsaw Deluxe

Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."

I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!

by Misogynistic Kitsune January 9, 2012

The Deluxe

Right after dropping a deuce you stand up, turn around and ejaculate on your log

I woke up this morning feeling horny, so I turned my morning dump into The Deluxe

by Conk5 August 23, 2018

effle tower deluxe

Just like an effletower but the girl is doing 69 with another girl. Usally on a coffee table, or another object that lifts them off the floor.

Dam I want in on the effle tower deluxe or me and my girl are up for and effletower deluxe.

by drako60 October 20, 2015

The Big Delusion

The set of beliefs of the Americans in 2020 who follow Hate Media. The Big Delusion is the result of 3 decades of Rush Limbaugh and others on conservative radio, 25 years of Fox News, a decade of hateful social media and the rise of an immoral political party dominated by Donald Trump. These beliefs include thinking the 2020 presidential election was stolen, the Coronavirus pandemic was a hoax or at least dishonestly overblown, that Democrats are inherently bad people who want communism, the mainstream media is corrupt and dishonest, that darker-skinned people are unsafe and inferior and that their like-minded community, and all that they stand for, is under assault.

After years of trying to talk sense into Gil, I've concluded he is an unsalvageable victim of the Big Delusion. I knew he was on the road to crazy when he was consuming so much Rush Limbaugh in the 1990's, but there wasn't much I could do about it then, and nothing I can do about it now. A mind ruined. It's so sad.

by hodags1966 January 10, 2021

MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.

My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Douche Bag Deluxe

when a persons douchebaggery exceeds the limits of all others, then they become a Douche Bag Deluxe. The Douche Bag Deluxe is at the top of the totem pole above all other kinds of douche bags.

Student 1: dude Vogler thinks hes so good at everything even though he sucks.
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe

by THE GRIZZLER April 25, 2009