Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Deception Bay

A suburb north of Brisbane near the Redcliffe/Rothwell area.Commonly called depression bay or decrepit bay by discriminating citizens of nearby suburbs or towns.Well known for it's shoe stealing inhabitants,countless teenage mothers and overuse of the word C*NT.Great shopping opportunities for those after a wild night out.

1st person:"Dude, i was at a party at deception bay last night"
2nd person:"D What?"
1st: "yeah D Bay, and when i woke up someone had taken my shoes"

by Ronnie Rottten May 3, 2008

Academic Decathlon

THE premier scholastic competition for AWESOME SMART PEOPLE!

Academic Decathlon is so cool. I won lots of medals.

by Keith's Numba One Fan September 5, 2004

Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

deceptful

When your mother-in-law tries to say deceitful, but because she is uneducated and from downtown Detroit she says deceptful.

'Dem is being deceptful to me and taking the money.

by Erudition December 9, 2008

decept

v. To be deceived or lead someone to believe something other that the truth.

Josh realized what was going on and shouted "I've been decepted."

by Mad Hat November 5, 2009

decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

by diddy kong April 3, 2007