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Danger-dogging

Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.
Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"

Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?

Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"

Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."
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Ding dong danger wank

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011
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danger dinga

Your partner is in a doggy style position. You take your hands and stretch there asshole apart. While you are stretching there ass apart your partner pushes like trying to take a shit. Then you lean down (ass still being stretched and lover still pushing) you bite there puckered stretched ass.
I wish my boyfriend wouldnt have given me the danger dinga after prom, my ass still aches.
by Mr. Asseater April 27, 2009
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Nae Danger

"Fanks fer the can of Irn Bru", "nae danger pal"
by Special Agent Utah September 4, 2013
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dangerass

A newly single hot chick with a crazy jealous ex-boyfriend.
Dude, I wouldn't try to tap that if I were you, she's dangerass. Her nutty ex is a cage fighter.
by sasafras66 May 21, 2008
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Danger Mouse

Classic and never to be forgotten cartoon, Rock on DM!!
"Dangermouse is coming on Tv quick turn it over"!!
by Tito October 3, 2003
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