French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

Damn-Dyslexia

A condition in which whenever one hears the Word "damn" they mentally or verbally add "Daniel" afterwards

Due to his Damn-Dyslexia, you can't have a normal conversation with him.

by Schokojäger September 29, 2022

Dyslexia

Something you probably do not have if you knew how to spell it to look it up

"Hey, Paul, you think I have Dyslexia?" "No you idiot, how would you know that word if you were!"

by Lunewolf January 19, 2022

Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022

Dyslexia

Something you get after a blowjob
(It’s a reading a writing disorder you get from sucking dick)

Hey Zoey, were u born with dyslexia?
No, I gave a blowjob and got it

by Discordkitten888 September 9, 2021

Dyslexia

An illness where you have the inability to read properly and often mess up spelling.

Dyslexic Kid, "Hey bro I just got diagnosed with daily sex I should see if Karen wants to help out!"
Everyone else, "You sure you don't mean dyslexia?"

by Up The Mighty Blues August 30, 2021

Dyslexia for images

Incapability of imagining stuffs in their mind

James can't picture the color of the apple because he has dyslexia for images.

by 22001_yes December 24, 2024