Is your grandfather a Dried Twink?
by Bad3gg January 26, 2025
Ever feel parched, drained, broke, dry or thirsty? Well then, you maybe suffering from a sporadic case of the dries, or you may be one of the less fortunate and have a chronic case of the dries. Symptoms include; empty wallet, empty stomach, extreme thirst, severe nicotine cravings and a lack of good dope supply... If you are a broke motherfucker and can't get your fix or satisfy your hunger, quench your thirst or your dying for a smoke, then you probably are experiencing a bad case of the dries, dried out and dried up. Only known cure is a good come up that puts money in your pocket.
by Firechaser March 16, 2018
When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”
Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
by Dreiser Dave May 03, 2023
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by dasdahearf June 24, 2016
A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023