Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

doucheget

Someone who is both a douchebag and a fagget simultaneously.

"That kid owes me $2200 for my car!"

"What a doucheget"

by Zaq Hill May 1, 2006

douchehead

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.

crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."

by mhm sure March 2, 2007

doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

douchemen

A variation on the term "douche bag." Slightly classier when used in a public setting.

Look at those douchemen inside that frat bar with their popped collars and fake tans.

by flyingdouchemen April 27, 2009