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p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.
"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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Double Guns

A ritualistic dance of victory, made by waving both hands in a pistol-like formation in the air. Typically, the "Double Guns" begins with random simulated gun motions in both arms in many directions, sychronizing slowly as the arms raise. Once the arms are fully extended over the head, fully synchronized simulated pistols shots are sent into the air repeatedly. Ideally the rhythm for this dance is that of typical urban music.
Urban youth 1: "Yo, your flex on that honey was ill."
Urban youth 2:"Thanks dun." ("Double Guns" dance begins.)
Urban youth1: "Let's roll up some more of that hydro, get in my whip and hit up that jam before the bitties start to head home." ("Double Guns" dance continues)
by Fresh Juice Cash May 26, 2006
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Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.
I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.
by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011
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double glizzy

When someone gives a male a hand job or a blow job really well
Oi, you know Lucy yeah? Last night she gave me the double glizzy
by BiGGestNonce January 1, 2021
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Double Ghosting

When two people, whom have been talking and/or dating, both stop communicating with one another at the same time. So instead of just one person ghosting the other, they both share a mutual responsibility in the ghosting technique.

This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
Mike: What happened between you and Sarah? I thought you guys were talking?

Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
by Dr. Roboto February 19, 2021
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Double Gazzin

When you silent duck a hand inside someone to begin fisting, then silent duck a second hand in to begin double fisting.
“You could slip another hand in for some double gazzin”
by Iron Wombat October 5, 2021
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Double Gulpper

A phrase used to describe a load which cannot be swallowed in one attempt, and a second swallow must be done. Often followed with gagging, coughing, and in many cases vomiting.
Man 1: I proposed to my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Why would you do something like that?

Man 1: Last night, I gave her a double gulpper, and she didn't gag, cough, or anything.

Man 2: Wow man, never let that one go!
by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010
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