Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Bambi Dodger

Avoiding films incase they ruin your manly status through excessive crying.

Toby's such a Bambi Dodger, he won't watch Titanic!

by sorrymikweusedyourname March 13, 2009

Todger Dodger

Lesbian.

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.

by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022

Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

Case Dodger

Someone who specifically tries to get out of actually working by making up excuses or pretending to do something else.

Carissa has been such a Case Dodger this week.

by Waredjilliams April 5, 2022