Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

dis-cufted

When you dont like something

"I was dis-cufted with the service here"

by kurtland blacker September 2, 2016

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

Dis Mah Ish

Definitions are the construct of the human condition. Dis Mah Ish roughly translates to the latin abbreviation for dis mah shit.

Example: " Dis Mah Ish."

by Wendysnewfries October 26, 2017

dis goo

Something commonly said when partaking in a pleasurable experience or expressing something you like. Alternatively can also be used as "dat goo"

"Damn dis goo" or "damn dat goo". "You seen that movie dog???" "Yeah man dat goo" "Yeah man you right dis goo forreal" "You sure man? You sure it dat goo" "100 percent man. Dat. Goo."

by datgooman November 5, 2019