Dirt

the little crysty pices in ones ass

the dirt farmer harvested much dirt from his ass today

by bishop November 03, 2003

dirt

A reply to something you've heard that is utterly disgusting.
Simply coz dirt can be disgusting, i guess

Person A: Timmy got drunk and shat all over himself
Person B: Aww dirt!

by dancer01 March 29, 2005

dirt

Butthole

Don't forget to wipe your dirt!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

dirts

to be mean; disrespectul or ungrateful, etc.

"Damn man, that's dirts."

by Steve May 18, 2003

dirty dirt dirt

When a romantic couple is walking down the street and is confronted by a secondary opposing couple resulting in a power struggle over who is the better couple. From here the romantic couples continue to walk towards each other, head on (similar to that of a game of "Chicken") while progressively increasing their couplieness until they meet in the middle. When the couples are at arms-lenght and the intenseness is at its greatest, the romantic couple that dominates, both in physical and psychological romantic couplieness, is appointed romantic couple champions. Once champions the winning couple may refer to themselves and their victory as "Dirty Dirt Dirt"

"yo girl, looks like we got some competition comin up on us reaaaal quick..... lets bust a move and get this dirty dirt dirt da shit onnn"

"God Deeeeammnnnn girrrrlll, we just dirty dirt dirted that dirty dirt dirttt fer shezzzzz"

by T drizzel 'n Cat women December 14, 2009

dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

by MJ\/FB October 09, 2013

Yurt dirt

The brown substance found underneath a hippie's foreskin - the result of fornicating in the unsanitary conditions of a yurt.

Jessica said she won't go down on hippies for fear of yurt dirt.

by Cookiedontrage May 11, 2017