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dildo

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one
me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)
by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003
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dildo

Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
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dildo

A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.

Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.

Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.

In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob October 17, 2008
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dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick
I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.
by Mike February 17, 2004
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Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 4, 2004
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dildo

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate
Your a fucking DILDO!
by Bob snider May 19, 2006
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dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator
I don't need you, I have a dildo!
by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006
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