an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one
by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003
Get the dildomug. Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
Get the dildomug. A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
by palindrome bob October 17, 2008
Get the dildomug. by Mike February 17, 2004
Get the dildomug. by MellonCollie August 4, 2004
Get the Dildomug. A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate
Your a fucking DILDO!
by Bob snider May 19, 2006
Get the dildomug. by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006
Get the dildomug.