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Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Diary chronicle

Diary chronicle – or diary chron – is a literary genre of stories and books that emerged as fictional diary-like posts on Facebook around 2013 and 2014 in South Africa.

The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.

Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.

The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
by mcdsh May 4, 2019
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diary issue

a personal problems that's not shared with anybody else except you....

it can also be recognised as a secret........
you don't need to tell it since it's a diary issue, just keep it to yourself
by Naughtydude January 14, 2020
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Doorman Diaries

A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"

The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
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Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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Diary

a person very sensitive. A person that is always distracted, awkward and funny weird. Diary takes every opinion so personnaly , thinks like all things concerned him/her . Diary always do and act in the way that Diary thinks people would like to fit in the society. Diary have a high complex of him/herself and is always lost in her/his overthinking.
Look at Diary, she always tries to be liked by everyone. she even lost her personnality .
by Angelinou November 22, 2021
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